So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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