nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I looked at my own cervix.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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