As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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