he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
