OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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