The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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