Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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