where am i from again
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
