So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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