i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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