He is such a slut. More and more my type.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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