windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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