Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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