I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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