i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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