winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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