if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
