you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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