Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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