one two three fourrrrnication!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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