On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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