You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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