Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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