just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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