Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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