I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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