so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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