everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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