soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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