love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize