"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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