I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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