how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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