If that was your dad, he is hot
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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