Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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