I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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