the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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