I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
