we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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