I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
found the other keg... it's in the tree
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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