i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
two words...techno handjob
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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