i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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