you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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