That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Someone shit on the floor
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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