My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
it's not cheating when I paid for it
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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