where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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