There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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