Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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