How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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