Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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