garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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