so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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