i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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