i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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