do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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