So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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